April 26th, 2011

New Dartz SUV Made Just for Women

Dartz has just come out with the Prombron Iron Diamond, an SUV made specifically for ladies. It seems as if Dartz really does understand women. In their press release they say that while it is difficult to meet two ladies at a party wearing the same dress (perish the thought!) you would certainly see two women driving the same car. They resolve to fix this problem with a fully customizable car that comes in 10 different dresses exteriors. And by exteriors we’re not talking different paint colors. They’ve really taken this dress metaphor seriously. The styles include: snake, crocodile, whale, skat (no, we don’t know what this is either), chameleon and elephant skins or standart carbon’s and mattes.

This car company certainly does love, um, unique textures. Lest we forget this is the same company that made their $1.5 million Dartz Prombron Monaco Red Diamond Edition (the one with diamond-encrusted white gold gauges and gold-plated bulletproof windows) interior from whale penis leather—yup seriously. It caused quite a firestorm with Pamela Anderson and PETA which the company took in stride by creating a “Penisguard Volga.”

Despite their run in with Ms. Anderson the company clearly loves its ladies and came up with some original ideas, all for us of course. The car only has 3 doors (no passenger side door). Why you ask, well so no one will steal our Hermes! Don’t worry no one or thing is getting into this vehicle, it’s also fully armored. So who might need such a vehicle? Well, the first one was already ordered by the daughter of a Kasakh oil magnet.

Click READ MORE to check out the Dartz press release (in it’s entirety without the help of our copy editing department, or theirs apparently).

DARTZ PROMBRON’’ IRON.DIAMOND or L4P LADIES.ONLY

World First SUV - Safety Uberluxury Vehicle created for ladies by ladies.

All we see the modern trends - more and more ladies like to drive big cars, and if so - of course they want to drive unique and exclusive. It’s very hard to meet two ladies in same dresses on party - but quite easy to meet ten ladies come on this party on similar black SUV’s.

DARTZ solve this problem.

And - as always this decision is bulletproof.

And not only because DARTZ cars stop the bullet - but because this idea is as always unbeatable.

The first car is ordered by one of famous kazakh oil kings daughters - and here is here what she got.

The base of new car from DIAMOND line is shorter than any other models - as all ladies are professionals in parking

Same reasons is why TELEFUNKEN created for DARTZ world first 8 cameras system - now they can park not only “on sound” but also us monitors.

This car is 3-doors only - as mainly ladies drive in big SUV’s with their handbags - which some hijackers like to stole. It;s impossible with DARTZ - there are no left passenger door .

And the main and most important - this car have 10 dresses. Snake, crocodile, whale, skat, xameleon and elefant skins or standart carbon’s and matt’s can be installed on this car in maximum 7 days.

And YES, there are first ladies who choosed world first LADIES.ONLY SUV - why waste money on standart car and after that to spoil(er) it - if easier to buy car from BOUTIQUE CAR makers with more than hundred years history?

Ladies who visited Top marques Monaco choosed car from boutique. Of course with dress for next year parties!

Stay tuned - new trends are coming from DARTZ as Vodka and Girls fuel our brains!!!